I lit a candle, shuffled my deck, and announced to the room (which was mostly a mug of tea and one extremely judgmental houseplant)... “Tonight, we consult the Tarot.” On my desk sat my laptop, awake and alert, as if it had been waiting its whole life to be invited to a séance. I opened a chat window and typed: Me:  “Help me write a funny blog story using tarot.” AI:   Certainly. Please provide: tone, target audience, and the emotional objective. The houseplant leaned in, som